Hamburger (squeeeaaakkkk)

My human is so nice.

She figured that I missed one of my toys so badly and so, after she did the other day, she decided to continue onwards to fix up whatever toys which when "holey".

Anyway, I have this little hamburger toy which I chewed to bits... I of course, spread the love around when it got "holey". Cotton was everywhere and my humans were very angry with me. I didn't understand why.

So, now, I got my lovely hamburger back.

** SQUEEAK ** ** SQUEEAK**

Patience Rewards Those Who Wait...

Ah... patience, such a virtue.

Seems that us doggies have a lot of it, I reckon.

Anyway, I managed to find my favourite chew stuffed animal in the form of a Snoopy doll tucked away somewhere in the basket of toys. I did what I always did, since I couldn't reach the basket, I woofed.

"Woof"

-no response-

"WWWOOOOFFFF"

-no response again-

"WWOOOFFF.. RRRRRRR... WOOOFF WOOF"

Human 1: "Go and see what she wants."

** Human comes over to have a looksy to see what's happening **

Human 2: "She wants her old Snoopy chew-toy. Its in pieces, there's a big hole in the head."

Human 3: "No! You can't have this toy! You'll spread the cotton all over the place!"

I just gave a little whine and just smiled at them. Tried to apply some "Jedi mind-tricks" on Human 2 to get her to give it to me.

Human 2: "Ok, ok. I'll sew it up. Snoopy, you've just got to wait, ok?"

** Smiles... **

Anyway, the human took something to close up the big hole on my Snoopy toy. It took a while and I woofed a few times to ask "What's taking so long?". Eventually, my patience paid off and now, the Snoopy doll is fixed. Hurrahh!!!!

** Chew Chew Chew... **

Human 2: "How long do you think the toy will last?"

Human 3: "Probably 1 day."

Human 2: 0_O (shocked)....

Obedience class

Ah, the human received something about Obedience Class.

She looked at me and I looked back.

** PAUSE **

My human finally got the message that I was no longer teachable. In fact, I never was.

I do believe however, that the humans need to attend the How-To-Serve-Your-Dog-Master class refresher again.

Chocolate

Yes...

I've finally discovered this lovely treat... Chocolate.

Its all my human's fault actually. The human thought that she could get away by taking a bar of chocolate into the room and just having some of it while watching some Canto-comedy on TV.

Anyway, it smelt like milk and I was immediately drawn to it.

Licked my lips to tell my human that I was interested.

"No!! You're not having any of it!!"

Licked my lips again.

"No!! No!! Naughty girl-ly. You cannot have this!"

Gave the evil eye. - No effect........

Gave mournful eye. - No effect........

COMBO ATTACK!!!

Evil Eye + Licking of lips!!!!

"Ok!! You can have some............."

Yum!! We're eternally grateful.... We reward you with licks! *LICK*

Hahah!! Now, whenever my human opens the box, I know... Its chocolate time.... Nyah Nyah!!

新年快乐！！

恭喜发财 (Gong Xi Fa Cai) to all!!

Happy Chinese New Year!! Hope that the 财神 (cai shen - God of Wealth) will bring you lots of prosperity and joy to you and your family.

*Woof* *Woof* Happy Year Of the Dog!!