Sleeping On The Job (Snoopy's Entry)

I don't know how I get myself into such situations....

Contrary to the title, I'm not sleeping on the job. I just happened to close my eyes. Anyway, I got bored with my humans this evening as they were busy with a little kitchen fire as explained by my human...

Anyway, the kitchen was smelly and so, I couldn't hang out there. Besides, the human didn't want to give me nice stuff, so, I went away.

This chair is kind of comfy. I shall make it mine!!!

Remember the dog rules...

1. What is yours is mine
2. What is mine is mine
3. What seems to be yours is definitely mine

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Horrible Sucky Thingy... (Snoopy's Entry)

What's that noise??

Oh no!! Its that thing that makes a lot of noise which sucks things!! The humans use it to get rid of hair, dead bugs and dust... I hate it!

I hate the sound... I hate the smell... I hate that the humans have to use it...

Its getting nearer.... nearer.... nearer.............................**Run!!**

Cats Cats... DARN CATS!!! (Snoopy's Entry)

**Yawn**...

I'm sooooo sleepy. Those darn cats have been hanging around the back of my property for a while now. Wonder what's the big event.

At certain times of the day, some black cat will be meowing away. I go to the fence, I give them my fiercest stare but they will not budge. I get so angry, I bark and bark at them. Still, they don't care. My human slaves hear my barks, they come and sprays some water at those nasty cats. Only then, will these creatures move...

Ok.. Time for my nap. I'll dream of a day and age when cats are no longer around my property...

ZZZZzzzzzZZZZZ.....

Snoopy's Owner: I'm not a cat hater.... Snoopy is... I think she doesn't like their "attitude"...

I'm famous!! (Snoopy's Entry)

I'm actually famous! My human has decided to post a video up on what I'm capable off. Needless to say, this video doesn't do me justice.

It doesn't show my jumping abilities, the ability to steal towels and cloths hanging from things and others... ;)

Anyway, have fun!

Dogster... Woof Woof!! (Snoopy's Entry)

I'm finally on Dogster!! Woof!! Woof!!

Anyone who's interested can check out my profile here!

Constipation... (Snoopy's Entry)

What an uncomfortable feeling... My stomach is sooo bloated. I have no energy to do my work, checking on the cats trying to cross my territory.

My furslaves have tried to feed me very yummy treats but I'm not feeling well. *Sigh*.. Why? Because I was sooo constipated... My stomach is full of *poot*. I cannot go poo... No matter what I do. Turning around while lying on my stomach did not stir the *poot* to move...

Then finally, in the afternoon, my *poot* decided to move. How did I know? I started to gas my humans. **grin**

Ah.. Sweet relief! After going for my poo, I was able to run, jump and terrorize my slaves again!.. Ahaha...

How did I get constipated? I don't know... Probably had too much insect or junk food that one of the slaves fed me last nite. Nevertheless, I think I'll have to chew some grass for fibre....

Lonely... Part 2 (Snoopy's Bear-Bear Entry)

Why am I here alone again? What have I done to deserve this?

Snoopy... Don't leave me for your squeeky sandwich......

I STILL LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!